Now there's Jersey and there's Guernsey and we all know which island is the
more beautiful, more fun, more dynamic, and frankly, more able to find more
swimmers for World Swim For Malaria because it is more betterer!
That's right, I mean Jersey...
So Jersey is going to swim to Guernsey and Guernsey will try to swim to Jersey - but we all know donkeys can't swim!!!