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GeneraIKenoA
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04 Aug 19
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Caledon
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CAD25.00
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US$18.91
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It is what we prevent, rather than what we do that counts most - WLMK
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/u/jenbanim
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02 Aug 19
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/r/Neoliberal
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US$25.00
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US$25.00
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Hi, I created this bot to incentivize donating to the AMF. It was originally for /r/Neoliberal, but I got the go-ahead from your mods to run it here as well. Hope you like it! Let me know if you have any questions, or if the bot starts misbehaving.
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nemo
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30 Jul 19
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Charlotte
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US$50.00
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US$50.00
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Good afternoon. Yesterday, December the 13th, at around 8:30 p.m. Baghdad time, netty boi military forces captured a mosquito alive. He was found near a farmhouse outside the city of Tikrit, in a swift raid conducted without casualties. And now the former succer of blood will face the justice he denied to millions.
The capture of this bug was crucial to the rise of a free Iraq. It marks the end of the road for it, and for all who sucked and infected in its name. For the Baathist holdouts largely responsible for the current violence, there will be no return to the corrupt power and privilege they once held. For the vast majority of Iraqi citizens who wish to live as free men and women, this event brings further assurance that the torture chambers and the secret police are gone forever.
And this afternoon, I have a message for the Iraqi people: You will not have to fear the rule of mosquito ever again. All Iraqis who take the side of freedom have taken the winning side. The goals of ou
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jogarz
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30 Jul 19
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Athens
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US$10.00
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US$10.00
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A war on Mosquitos is a just war if ever I've heard of one.
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ow pointy
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29 Jul 19
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London
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£15.00
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My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw mosquitoes forever. We begin droning in five minutes.
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